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Title:
Facebook 1992
Alternate Title:
New College Facebook 1992
Physical Description:
Book
Creator:
New College of Florida
Publisher:
New College of Florida
Place of Publication:
Sarasota, Fla.
Creation Date:
1992

Subjects

Subjects / Keywords:
History -- New College (Sarasota, Fla.)
Genre:
government publication (state, provincial, terriorial, dependent)   ( marcgt )
College student newspapers and periodicals
College publications
Student Catalogs
Spatial Coverage:
United States -- Florida -- Sarasota

Notes

General Note:
Eighteen page student catalog (known as the Facebook) featuring photographs of students who were entering their first year at New College.
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This bibliographic record is available under the Creative Commons CC0 public domain dedication. The New College of Florida Libraries, as creator of this bibliographic record, has waived all rights to it worldwide under copyright law, including all related and neighboring rights, to the extent allowed by law.

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Source Institution:
New College of Florida
Holding Location:
New College of Florida
Rights Management:
Before photographing or publishing quotations or excerpts from any materials, permission must be obtained from the New College Archives, and the holder of the copyright, if not New College of Florida.
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NCF0001709:00010


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Crystal Adams Vice-President of Homosexual Penguin Migration Lori Altenderfer Princess of Power Josh Armstrong Department of Laziness Stephanie Alford Official Purple Flying Raccoons Keeper Amy Andre Head Rach el A s k e w "Oh. I"m n hl'd!lt Brian Altaker Department of Necrophilia John Andrulis Narcoleptics Annonymous Johanna Barlow Mexican Sheep Herder

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Tracy Barlow President of Armadillo Salvation Valicia Blydenburgh Minister of Agnostic Faith Kenny Burruss President of Who-Frankly-Gives-aShit Party "Because you deserve to be screwed over by a new brand of candidate." Joe Bauder Director of Abstract Realities Cara Bompignano Senator of Upper North Pole Shawna Buttery Emperor of Turtle Soup Mandy Blatecky Savior of Politics Mark Brown Lobbying Coordinator Marc Byrne OITensive Coordinator and GM of the New College Novo Collegians .'

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Jennifer Carnahan I don't have any creativity right now. Besides, you always have to hire people to do that for you." Kate Chapman Director of Extra-Terrestrial Research Elizabeth Clark "Can I omit that part?" Wava Carpenter Uncreative Witch Christy Lee Face of Jane Doc Rebecca Clarke Queen oft he Mountai n Dawn Chaney Secretary oflnitials Chuck Vote for me I haven' t been convicted of a felony." Phillip Compton Department ofReclaimation

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Jon Crane Minister of Nihilism Diane Daly Bestial Queen Hillary Dodge Goddess of Confusion Bob Cronin World Sterilization Party Eugene Debs Generalissimo "To die for the nation-state is to die for me." RA. Doug Cowgirl Chuck Daly The Minister of Trout Fishing in America "Booked On Chuck."" John Denning Secretary of Offensiveness I proved Dan Quayle s head hollow." Mara Dunlevy World Leader

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Hope Edmonds Pope Paula Fetterman Secretary of Lounging Quadraped Fritz Ganja 90210 Bill Eidtson Minister of Cabbage Patch Doll Abuse 'No premie is safe from me." Kirsten Friberg Seductre of Whimsical Spam N ib lets Erik Red Cnbbagt' Assnilnnt The best d<'ftns<' i,; a good offl'n-< and the gr
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Blake Gnemi Viceroy of New Spain Habeeb Court Singer Matthew Hall 0 Regent of the Oceans Christine Gramer Master of the Obvious Mike Haber Office ofL & Q Pat Haller()) chmoozinl' 11 Malcolm McLaughlin OffiC<' of God Ellen Gumlock Goddess Mie Hagiwara Love &Peace Josh Harrold School Board "Looking for the support of pedophiles everywhere:

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EricHase Chief Cadvillo-commando, Bandito Protection Agency Sally-Anne Hill Chieftain of Sutherland AppreciatiOn Society Neil Israel Palm Court Groundskeepcr Jan Hansen Secretary of Empty Spaces ;/;. Dorothy Hopp< .: .. ;;., ( President of the 70 Paul J11egcr Director of Annrchy Rachel Hervey Acting Vice-President of Modern Psychotics Betsy Hopper Acting Supervisor of Sheep Shearing Management Baa" Jill and Trisha 3rd Court RA's

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JoyKanwar Successor to the "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" Childcatcher Thomas Knight and Julia Knight Chairman ofMUNCHCO ( a subsid i ary ofOz Inc. ) Amy Laitinen Palm Court Platypus Plenipotentiary Andrea King Secretary of State of Mind Krohm( r Go\crn o r oft he Sel f Laura a nd ] m n trC ( '. Margaret Knight Head Anarchist GeofT Kurtz Easter Bunny '"Peace, Bread, Land and Chocolate" +Lawrence Levine Grand Poobah { ... :. ... : l

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Trip Linnerooth Sarasota Bay Swamp Thing Lost Ringling Student Melanie 1st Court RA Maryann Logan Political Liaison to Bring Nintendo to the Third World Erik Lung PresidentC' of Cubn Sofia Mcmon Tm not running. I'm JUSt of moseying." Tara Lopez Cowboy-Pirate Kristin Marshall Sarasota Citizen' Liaison LeifMeneke Narcoleptic Educator

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Stephanie Moorhead and Nancy Frye Allah and Buddha Amanda Oswald Chairman of the Departmem of Mandatory Pre-Election Lobotomie s Suzanne Penuel Pool Maintenance Supervi or Lorna Morris Elvis Gaia Paltrinicri Froggie "Dont follow me. I m lost!" Martha Mulvany 'Tm too hungry to think of a title. Gabriel Park Secretary of Yogurt D1stribution "111 forswear the persecution of ice cream lovers. Aimee Placa s The Militant Greek 1

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Christa Polley HeadofDEA "Pushers are people too. April Richards Head Sadist of the Marquis de Sade Society Karyle Rozek The Chartreuse (is that the green color that if it were pink, it would be fuschia?) Consultant on Caddywampus Affairs Francis Quinones Rules Committee Amanda Assistant Frog Catcher Constance Ruby President of the Old Folk L<.af.'l.H Romy Reading Mistress of Change Christopher Robinson Officer to Successfully Insure That the Bureaucracy at New College is Superfluously Complex Michael Runy Director of Extra-Chemical Affairs

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Adrienne Sadovsky National Chameleon "All the world's a stage and I'm the one to be on it." Mathieu Sevenet Writer Mark Simpson Head Soothsayer of the Scottish Highlands (opposite of Lowlands ) Robyn Sawyer Pedro the Ultimate Fajita Maker Andrea Seymore President of the Department of Indecision "''ll think about it tomorrow.' Brian Skellie Minister of Propagand a Linda Schartman "I don't want to be a leader." Leslie Shaffer Head ofNeo-Hippie Hardcore Bimh o Anarchists Nicole Smith Sheeps Soul Salvation Council ?,;!

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Martha Smith Governess "No longer just barefoot and preg nant." Josh Sperling Official Advisor to the Elvis Feces Fan Club Ashley Strand Director of Personal Hygiene Andy Snyder Secretary of the Environment Jason Spitzer Secretary-General of the Department of Ambiguity Trish Strickler Department of Lizard Preservation Susan Sparling Senate "Women won't be sheep anymore. Lisa Stampnitzky Undersecretary In Charge of Mosquitos Amy Stultz I have a paper due at 10 : 30. I'm not thinking of anything. I'm usually a nice person."

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Kathleen Sullivan Alice in Wonderland Rachna Toshniwa] President of the Green Fishes Association Eddie Vergara State Senate of Idaho Jyl Sutherland Mistress of Tibet Nathan Trotsky Dictator of Madagascar Lisa Vijitchanion Keeper of Everything Lisa Swanstrom Headofthe DEA Michelle Yeller Male Keeper On your knees! Julia Ward Minister of Civil Disobedience f, ) >"'

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Amir W at.ynsk.i Head of the Committee to Elect Dan Quayle President Brian Lincoln and Chris Blomquist "We're related to the photographer. Luke Murphy and Regina Wright Debutantes Natalie Wedeking Keeper of the Sheep Ben Wolkov Wannabe Rasta King JenniferWu President of Three Amigos Keith Weiss Department of Reform Bill Wood Secretary of Redundancy "Help stamp out, abolish, and get rid of reduncdancy." Lisa Yamaoka Sheep Authority for Brown

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Peggy Yonuschot Sacrificial Cat McGee Young Leader of the Prehistoric Political Party -a k a. the GOP Acknowledgements llen Zazue t a-Audirac God Photography, Layout, Apologies ......... ............ ...... ....... ............. ................. ............ Curt Leimbach Front Cover ........... ......... .... .......... .................... ......... .... ........ ... ........................... James Schmidt Rear Cover ..... ......... .... ...................... .................. .... ......... ... ........... ...................... Mike Rothbaum Photocopying generously funded by .................................................................... New College Alumni Assoc Photography costs funded by ................................................................................. Orientation budget Recycled xerox paper supplied by ....................... ..... ................... ........ ......... ..... ... New College Student Alliance Special thanks to .... ........... ..... ..... .......... .......... ........ ..... ...... ................. ................ Booth Studio, Inc Grips and Grins ..................... .................. .................................... ....................... . Natalie Arsenault Nic Cook Jean Czerlinsky Leo Demski Brian Fields Cheryl Jacobs Computer Support, Crisis Counseling ..................................... .................. ........ ... Phi Do Eben King Victor Lewis Legal Counsul.. .. ............... ........ ............. ................................................. ............. Solitary, Poor, Nasty, Brutish, and Short, P .A Prod u
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